What advice would you give this young man?

[Kegler300]

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the
list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that
happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked
to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I
wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided
that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out
the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I
keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
walking out to my car was to get a condom?

[Cellar Rat]

Keep it to yourself bro.....LOL.

Rat:gotee:

[Rat Patrol]

get the old lady alone and ask if the offer still stands!

LMAO

[Shaffer]

LMAO@Rat Patrol...BTW, You have 5 opportunities...Think you will try anything like that?

Jerry

[vance]

I would say that the lad is having some fun with the newspaper column .

[JOnT03]

hoax or not...still funny.

[wrbones]

Is she rich?

Does she have her teeth?

How is her head shaped?

Does she have an insurance policy?

Is the father-in-law insured?

[Roberto T. Cast]

He was lucky that his future father in law was outside and he was unable to carry out his intention.

[TeufelHunden]

...Make sure you've got a condom in your wallet!

[helen25]

dont say a thing but its not too cool u were gonna do it